May 7, 2013

dirtyjose asked: Bring this back plz? K THX! :D

I don’t think I have any readers, but I might have a post or two in mind.

3:33pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZB9ekxkTPj7u
November 29, 2011
Go ahead. SUH me.

Let’s talk about Ndamukong Suh.

His argument against what is now being known as the “Thanksgiving stomp” (sounds like a Native American dance, doesn’t it?) is that he was losing his balance and the only way to maintain it was to STOMP A FOOL.

I mean, COME ON.  Take some responsibility for your actions.  All you have to do is apologize and admit you lost your cool.

But honestly, what kind of person stomps on someone anyway?

9:55am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZB9ekxCa_up7
November 29, 2011
Back from the grave.

I haven’t posted to this in so long. As I was reading through the posts, I realized that I really enjoy this blog.  Hockey season is in full swing now, so I should be able to stew up lots of ideas for posts.  Also, I think I will mix it up by adding some more sports posts.  Because I do what I want.

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March 17, 2011
Maya Rudolph of Saturday Night Live.  Chris Stewart, currently of the St. Louis Blues.  Am I the only one that sees the resemblence? I’m not sure who wins the ugly-off here. Lucky for me, I will be in San Jose on Saturday to see the Sharks VS. Blues game and I will have the chance to spit on, uh.. SEE Stewart in person.

Maya Rudolph of Saturday Night Live.  Chris Stewart, currently of the St. Louis Blues.  Am I the only one that sees the resemblence?

I’m not sure who wins the ugly-off here.

Lucky for me, I will be in San Jose on Saturday to see the Sharks VS. Blues game and I will have the chance to spit on, uh.. SEE Stewart in person.

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March 15, 2011
Toews. Look at that name. It is a mystery to me how the correct pronunciation of that could be “TAYVZ.” I really think it is a Joe Dirt-esque cover. Toews:Tayvz :: Dirt:Deertay. I almost didn’t post this to avoid anymore attention on Jonathan Toews. It was pretty disgusting how much praise they were giving him the other night on the Versus Network when the Blackhawks were playing the Sharks. They even had some Toews montage that they featured more than once. I could have really mirrored a political cartoon here and labeled the other symbolic features which would be the announcers starring as the hands and the actual foot being his ego. I didn’t want to spend anymore time looking at his stupid boyish face, though.

Toews. Look at that name. It is a mystery to me how the correct pronunciation of that could be “TAYVZ.” I really think it is a Joe Dirt-esque cover. Toews:Tayvz :: Dirt:Deertay.

I almost didn’t post this to avoid anymore attention on Jonathan Toews. It was pretty disgusting how much praise they were giving him the other night on the Versus Network when the Blackhawks were playing the Sharks. They even had some Toews montage that they featured more than once.

I could have really mirrored a political cartoon here and labeled the other symbolic features which would be the announcers starring as the hands and the actual foot being his ego. I didn’t want to spend anymore time looking at his stupid boyish face, though.

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March 6, 2011
This may seem like an obvious one but it has more meaning than a name similarity. I have about the same feelings towards both Adam Foote and an anatomical foot. This should give you some insight as to why I chose such an ugly foot for a comparison shot. Just look at the guy. In all actuality, Foote is sort of a legend I suppose. If he was any good though, the Avalanche would have traded him away with the rest of their players that mattered.

This may seem like an obvious one but it has more meaning than a name similarity. I have about the same feelings towards both Adam Foote and an anatomical foot. This should give you some insight as to why I chose such an ugly foot for a comparison shot. Just look at the guy. In all actuality, Foote is sort of a legend I suppose. If he was any good though, the Avalanche would have traded him away with the rest of their players that mattered.

8:51pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZB9ekx3SIOj8
March 5, 2011
I might consider owning rodents if they were as cool as Nabokov and Malkin.

I might consider owning rodents if they were as cool as Nabokov and Malkin.

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March 4, 2011
I think my sloppy “PAINT” program work adds charm to this piece.

I think my sloppy “PAINT” program work adds charm to this piece.

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March 3, 2011
About this blockey hog…

My photoshop skills are much better for the record- I just don’t have time to make my ideas legible.

What I find amusing is not necessarily going to amuse you.  I’m sure you’ll discover that.  In fact, unless you are a fan of hockey, you probably will not find any humor in this blog at all.

Enjoy.

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March 3, 2011
I HATE when I hear hockey announcers say “Dupuis.”  It doesn’t help that there are several of them.

I HATE when I hear hockey announcers say “Dupuis.”  It doesn’t help that there are several of them.

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